Whitney Port Can’t Stand That Olivia Palermo Girl

Earlier today, I posted an interview with Olivia Palermo from asos magazine where she waxes poetic about how “unfortunate” it is people see her as the Spencer Pratt of The City. Palermo swears she’s really a funny, down-to-earth chick who’s just misunderstood and taken advantage of by reality TV.
So what’s Whitney Port’s take on Olivia? She tells Company magazine:
“At first when I met her, I really tried, because if I figrued I’m going to be working with this person I might as well have a peaceful relationship with her. But, after a while, I realized she really wasn’t capable of that, so I stopped trying. Now we have no relationship at all…I just don’t need to waste my time being friends with her, you know?”
It a tough life for these girls. Truly it is. Well now you’re completely caught up on your The City gossip. Thank me later.
~Melissa Noble
Snooki Arrested For Disorderly Conduct!

A picture is worth a thousand words, but unfortunately we don’t have too much of a background story for this iconic image.
What we know: Snooki was arrested today in Seaside Heights, NJ for disorderly conduct. Apparently (this is going to shock you), Snooks was taking body shots all afternoon and then sat on a bench to play with her beer bong. Classy.
All the photo agencies have been kind enough to gift us with some shots of her getting arrested. Enjoy!
~Melissa Noble
Shakira Enters The Jam Packed Perfume Market

Shakira looks ethereal in yellow for the for S by Shakira promotional pictures.
Kim Kardashian Urges Kourtney To Leave Scott And The Celebrity Weekly Round-Up

This week Scott Disick was caught with another woman, Angelina was caught half-naked in a series of snapshots and Ali gears up to make a big decision on the series finale of The Bachelorette. Is Katie Holmes pregnant with baby No. 2? Should Kourtney follow sister Kim’s advice and kick out Scott?
Also: does Bill Clinton really only have six months to live? Who is Hollywood’s most notorious cheater and beater?
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Gala Has Fun With Topless Paris Hilton Pictures

The French People, Gala, chose to use Paris Hilton lounging about topless on yacht off the south of France for their current issue.
Eh. Sort of wish they’d show us something we haven’t seen a million (literally) times already.
Sarah Palin ‘America By Heart’ Book Cover Released

Sarah Palin’s sophomore literary effort, America By Heart: Reflections On Faith, Family and Flag, will be released by Harper Collins on November 23rd. Just in time for the holidays!
Palin is still a big fan of the American flag pin she wore on her first tome, Going Rogue, and in this book the symbolism is even more apt. About America By Heart, Harper Collins says: “Written in her own refreshingly candid voice, America By Heart will include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have moved her-from the nation’s founding documents to great speeches, sermons, letters, literature and poetry, biography, and even some of her favorite songs and movies.”
~Melissa Noble
Emily Blunt Isn’t A Big Fan Of Airbrushing Or Planning Weddings

Emily Blunt covers the August issue of Elle UK and reveals a rather saucy, to-the-point set of answers. Whenever I read an interview of hers I always try to imagine it in the voice of her snotty character from The Devil Wears Prada.
Her opinions on airbrushing?
“I don’t like it when they stretch you out and make you all long and skinny. It makes you look like a Barbie. Who the hell looks like that.”
Her opinions on planning a wedding?
“It’s not my style to be much of a planner, so I don’t even know really when it’s happening. I’m sure it’s going to be small, easy-going and last minute.’”
And what about red carpet style?
“‘I think I tend to dress quite hard. I’m definitely not a frilly girl and I don’t wear dresses that much,’ she says. ‘When it’s a red carpet thing, I think it’s good to just go for it. Who cares if someone hates it? If I love something – if I think it’s edgy and cool – I don’t care what anyone else thinks.’”
~Melissa Noble
American Idol Mix Up: Degeneres, Kara Dioguardi OUT, J. Lo, Steven Tyler IN?

Remember the simple days of ‘American Idol’ when the headlines revolved around Simon Cowell’s snarking, Paula Abdul’s loopiness and whether or not Ryan Seacrest dates women?
Well, last night, the FOX show injected some life into the mix and let the world know it’s readying itself for a major facelift. The show’s newest hire — the affable Ellen DeGeneres — quit, Kara Dioguardi was fired, and in their replacement?
J. Lo and Steven Tyler.
I know, I know. Crazy! Not the J. Lo part, that isn’t a surprise, she’s ready for reality TV. But Steven Tyler sounds too good to be true. Never in my wildest, reality show fantasies did I imagine the gangly, Aerosmith frontman would hold up camp sandwiched next to Randy Jackson and J.Lo on primetime.
Money must certainly talk.
~Melissa Noble

















