Zoe Saldana April 2010 Essence Cover

It would be nice if Zoe Saldana would open up and actually tell a magazine how she feels for once.

Here’s a little snippet from Zoe’s Essence cover story. Boy is she closed mouth when it comes to sex!:

“Love it, love it, love it-can’t live without it! I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on and awareness of our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we’re breeding little criminals.”

~Melissa Noble

Claire Danes Spring/Summer 2010 Vs. Cover

It’s Angela Chase on the cover of Vs. spring/summer issue.

Claire Danes, of course, is all grown up and far away from the angsty, flame-haired adolescent she played on My So Called Life.

But how does she feel about people incessently bringing the series up 15 years after the fact?

“It is not something I am remotely ashamed of – quite the opposite. I feel really lucky to have been part of something that continues to resonate so many years after.”

In case you were wondering what Jordan Catalano was up to…

~Melissa Noble

W Magazine Jennifer Aniston And Gerard Butler April 2010 Cover

Take that Brad and Angelina!

Co-stars (and rumored lov-ahs) Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler get tangled on the cover of April’s W magazine.

On the surface this is promotion for the March 19th premiere of The Bounty Hunter. Dig a hairnail deeper (the elephant in the room) and you’ll notice this is the same publication and photographer who shot Brad and Angelina with a fictional child army back in 2005. Before, you know, the actual child army. It was was a prophetic shoot, indeed.

Not that it means anything. Gerard Butler basically admitted to some Aniston touching (in the past), but that the media caught on way too late and he’s most certainly over it now.

“I mean, I’m nowhere near as naughty as I used to be, partly because I did a lot of that when I was drinking.

“I’m not saying I’ve cut that part out. I’m certainly no angel. There’s no smoke without fire. But, here’s the thing: while they’re accusing me of that, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else.

“I’m pretty smart like that. I know how to get away with these things.”

Indeed.

~Melissa Noble

Which Celebrity Weekly Would You Buy?

This week we had Katie Holmes‘ forced pregnancy, the Kardashian sisters fed up with their men, behind the scenes Dancing With The Stars dirt, a cheating Jake Pavelka, another Kendra Wilkinson baby cover, Kate Gosselin pleading her case while Lisa Marie balloons in size and the Jackson kids are in great danger.

Which caught her first?

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