Is this an ad for the National Botox Assocation - oh wait - no - it’s the cover of V Magazine!   Have a good night and remember the key to looking young is getting a good night’s rest and having a hot younger hubby!  LOL!

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Hey, thanks Men’s Fitnesss.   To accomplish everything on your cover, I’d have to quit work and go to the gym at least 10 hours a day!   Who has time for that???  But, the hockey guy is pretty hot!

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BREAKING COVER NEWS:  Don’t expect to see a photo of Christina Aguilera’s baby on the cover of OK! magazine this week,  according to MSNBC’s The Scoop.  Sources say that after months of negotiating, a deal between Aguilera and OK! magazine came to a halt because the magazine couldn’t guarantee a full-cover photo of Aguilera and baby boy, [...]

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For a magazine with an elegant name like Grazia,  the cover looks like a complete disaster!   The jeans are cutting right into Angie’s boobs and her head is TRAPPED in between the logo.   An added bonus - she’s smiling at poor Heath Ledger!     

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Now - you’ve done it again!  You’ve got Angie, Spring Wedding and Baby News!  It’s the most popular concoction used on a celebrity weekly cover - well at least over the past three years!
And, your Heath story - I don’t buy it!   The investigation is not over - no one knows how he died!    

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Heat selects the least hot photo of Angie ever — and to top it off they miss the biggest story of the week!  Angie is pregnant - according to — well everybody!   And, about those text messages she found on Brad’s phone - honey - stop looking at Brad’s phone!  Note to Angie - you’re much hotter [...]

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Britney says “I’m not Crazy!”

If Britney says “I’m not crazy,” then today is National Denial Day!   Oh, Madge, don’t hide those bruises - you’re still hot to me!

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Hey Closer - tough time choosing your main cover?  Uggh - you’re using one of the oldest tricks in the book - one cover line for two stories that don’t connect at all! 

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Imagine the pain of sitting through Hello’s cover discussion!   What should we make as our main cover story???  They clearly went to press before coming up with an answer!   Let’s just throw everything on the cover and see if it sells!  

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Breaking Cover News:  Third Playboy Cover for ‘Girls Next Door:’  Three is the magic number for Playboy Magazine’s March issue, according to the AP.  Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - better known as Hugh Hefner’s trio of blond girlfriends from E!s “The Girls Next Door” reality series - will appear for the third [...]

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