V: Demi Moore is Ageless!

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Is this an ad for the National Botox Assocation - oh wait - no - it’s the cover of V Magazine!   Have a good night and remember the key to looking young is getting a good night’s rest and having a hot younger hubby!  LOL!

Men’s Fitness Makes Working Out a Full Time Job!

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Hey, thanks Men’s Fitnesss.   To accomplish everything on your cover, I’d have to quit work and go to the gym at least 10 hours a day!   Who has time for that???  But, the hockey guy is pretty hot!

Cover Wars - Christina vrs. Nicole

BREAKING COVER NEWS:  Don’t expect to see a photo of Christina Aguilera’s baby on the cover of OK! magazine this week,  according to MSNBC’s The Scoop.  Sources say that after months of negotiating, a deal between Aguilera and OK! magazine came to a halt because the magazine couldn’t guarantee a full-cover photo of Aguilera and baby boy, Max.  For the complete story, visit MSNBC’s The Scoop.  Christina must be so pissed — especially after Nicole Richie reportedly signed a deal with People to show-off her new baby!

What a Mess!

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For a magazine with an elegant name like Grazia,  the cover looks like a complete disaster!   The jeans are cutting right into Angie’s boobs and her head is TRAPPED in between the logo.   An added bonus - she’s smiling at poor Heath Ledger!     

I’ve Seen This Cover Before!

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Now - you’ve done it again!  You’ve got Angie, Spring Wedding and Baby News!  It’s the most popular concoction used on a celebrity weekly cover - well at least over the past three years!

And, your Heath story - I don’t buy it!   The investigation is not over - no one knows how he died!    

Oh No! It’s Helmet Head Angie

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Heat selects the least hot photo of Angie ever — and to top it off they miss the biggest story of the week!  Angie is pregnant - according to — well everybody!   And, about those text messages she found on Brad’s phone - honey - stop looking at Brad’s phone!  Note to Angie - you’re much hotter when you don’t care than doing that whole paranoid thing!

Reveal’s Biggest Understatement of the Year Award!

Britney says “I’m not Crazy!”

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If Britney says “I’m not crazy,” then today is National Denial Day!   Oh, Madge, don’t hide those bruises - you’re still hot to me!

Closer — Two Stories for the Price of One

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Hey Closer - tough time choosing your main cover?  Uggh - you’re using one of the oldest tricks in the book - one cover line for two stories that don’t connect at all!