Oh No! It's Helmet Head Angie

Heat selects the least hot photo of Angie ever — and to top it off they miss the biggest story of the week!  Angie is pregnant – according to — well everybody!   And, about those text messages she found on Brad’s phone – honey – stop looking at Brad’s phone!  Note to Angie – you’re much hotter when you don’t care than doing that whole paranoid thing!

Reveal's Biggest Understatement of the Year Award!

Britney says “I’m not Crazy!”

If Britney says “I’m not crazy,” then today is National Denial Day!   Oh, Madge, don’t hide those bruises – you’re still hot to me!

Closer — Two Stories for the Price of One

Hey Closer - tough time choosing your main cover?  Uggh - you’re using one of the oldest tricks in the book – one cover line for two stories that don’t connect at all! 

Hello Miss Indecisive!

Imagine the pain of sitting through Hello’s cover discussion!   What should we make as our main cover story???  They clearly went to press before coming up with an answer!   Let’s just throw everything on the cover and see if it sells!  

Breaking Cover News:  Third Playboy Cover for ‘Girls Next Door:’  Three is the magic number for Playboy Magazine’s March issue, according to the AP.  Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson – better known as Hugh Hefner’s trio of blond girlfriends from E!s “The Girls Next Door” reality series – will appear for the third time on the cover of Playboy.