CRITIQUE: Star Reports Brits Pregnant with Adnan’s Baby!
HOW MANY STORIES ON THIS COVER DID CANDACE PAY FOR?
There’s an EXCLUSIVE story breaking from Star this week. It “appears” that Adnan is saying “Brit’s having my baby!” OMG - The horror of it all.
It makes me wonder how much Star payed Adnan for this story??? $10 grand, $20 grand, $100,000 grand??? After all, Candace loves paying for stories!
I’d like to point out that Star did not say “Britney’s Pregnant.” So, most likely, there is not a 100 percent confirmation on this story.
If Brit’s is with child, Star says ’shock of all shocks’ she’s hoping it’s a girl! Oh yeah, she already has two boys. Granted she can’t see them right now, but if she was pregnant, it would be probable that she’d hope for a girl. (BTW - I’m HOPING that I get a good tan today.)
Her Mom and Dad are horrified. Hell, I’m horrified! Who on the planet wouldn’t be horrified that Britney could be pregnant?
Brit’s revenge on Jamie Lynn. Now that’s sick. Britney’s having a third child because her 16 year old sister got knocked up.
This cover just wants to make me SCREAM! It’s all total madness!
But wait, it gets so much better!
J. Lo’s a “Delivery Room Diva.” I know, I’m a guy and I’ve never delivered a baby or will, but I have friends that have delivered babies and they tell me it’s a pretty painful experience.
Translation — even the sweetest girls can suddenly turn into divas! So, no story here either.
Stay tuned for the Life & Style’s cover, which looks very muck like Star’s cover. Makes you say hmmmm!
