CRITIQUE: It’s a Life & Style Weekly (Sort of) Exclusive: Britney Spears Looks Pregnant!
ACCORDING TO ME, SHE LOOKS SLIGHTLY DERANGED!
If you’re into celebrity babies, than you’ll LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this cover of Life & Style. Plus, if you’re into Britney being pregnant, you can buy Star and Life & Style this week to satiate your Brit preggers appetite!
Kicking it off old-school with one of the most over-used lines in celebrity weekly history — Life & Style says “Britney LOOKS pregnant.” Plus, in case you can’t see the bump, there is an arrow pointing to it! It’s always good to make sure your reader sees the visual evidence.
(Note to celebrity weekly editors: This may be obvious but the word “look” is used when you are not 100 percent sure that the celebrity is pregnant, but you have a good picture that supports your theory.)
To me, I wouldn’t be surprised if Britney is pregnant. It would be quite sad! On the other hand, there are no new details in the dek that make me believe she’s pregnant.
You’re thinking Mark - But of course she is. Britney’s back with her boyfriend, not drinking and she’s got a growing bump! At least, that’s what I think you’re thinking.
And I say, SO WHAT! Being back with her boyfriend is not evidence that she’s pregnant. Neither is NOT drinking. Hasn’t her Dad been watching her 24/7? If she’s caught drinking or there’s any alcohol near her, Daddy is going to rip it out of her hands. And that bump, pleaaasee.
BTW - Really weird photo inset. If the lead of the dek is Britney’s back with her boyfriend, I would have shown her with Adnan (if that’s the boyfriend they’re talking about - since they never mention him by name I’m not sure.)
More Baby News & Photos!
J. Lo and Mark’s “Beautiful Babies!” If you’re a nut-job, you’ll believe Life & Style has the pictures of the twins and will pick-up the magazine to see her bundles of joy. I’m guessing that People won the reported six million dollar bidding war for the photos!
And Kate Hudson is possibly pregnant and reports have surfaced that it may allegedly be Justin Timberlake’s baby. Wow! That would be one hot baby! Question? Why cover up the majority of Kate’s belly with the type? Don’t we want to see that full bump???
On a totally unrelated note to the cover stories, Life & Style please remove the cheezy $1 less than US Weekly button! It cheapens the brand - and who wants to be compared to US Weekly?
