AND THE TRIANGLE (BRAD, ANGELINA & JEN) MAKES A TRIUMPHANT RETURN

Controversy between Brad & Angie usually sells. 

And at this point what other story is there to go with???  You saw OK’s version of Brangelina a few minutes ago and you saw how I felt about that one!

So Star features Brad & Angie fighting over the wedding. 

Guess who’s back on this week on the cover of Star?  You guessed it!   Jen Aniston.  No silly, Brad’s Mom. 

But don’t worry, Jen is back too.  What’s going on this week?  Brad’s mom is stepping into plan the big day for Brangelina and you know who she is inviting: Of course, Jen Aniston!   Geez, it would be great if Brad’s mom would just forget about Jen so Brad & Angie could live happily ever-after.

BTW:  For your entertainment, here’s the highly complicated formula for how Star Magazine came up with this week’s cover.

Last week, In Touch says, “Yes, They’re Getting Married” (Ok, so if they’re getting married, they must be fighting over something, right???) 

+ US Weekly says, “Angelina Stands Up Jen” (So now you have Jen and Angie fighting again).

+Pasetsky’s Predictions from this Monday and I quote…

“Brad & Angelina- Look for one or two major celebrity weeklies to continue the Brad & Angelina ”soap opera!”  With a baby definitely on the way and last week’s InTouch predicting marriage, this story will only get bigger in the coming weeks.   The good news for Brangelina - they’ll be seeing a lot of “happy, happy, joy, joy” covers from the celeb weeklies.   That’s unless one of them finds a clever way to slip Jen into the mix.”   (That clever way is to include Brad’s mom who won’t let Jen out of her or Brad’s life)

=Star Magazine’s Cover!  

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