Richard Spencer's Life & Style Asks Where's Suri?

DID ANYONE CHECK THEIR MILK CARTON TO SEE IF SURI’S FACE IS THERE?

OMG – SHE’S GONE MISSING.  I THOUGHT I SAW HER IN THAT TOM CRUISE VIDEO WHERE HE IS DANCING ON HIS BRITHDAY ABOARD A SCIENTOLOGY CRUISE!

Life & Style has issued an Amber alert for Suri Cruise, or have they?

The cover kicks off with missing for over eight weeks!  Where’s Suri?

But don’t worry.  I just had a big sigh of relief!  Why?  Tom and Katie have been hiding her!

She’s not really missing and Life & Style quickly answers the question. (Which begs the question, why?)

Suri’s most likely at home doing what kids do – playing with other Scientologist’s kids or playing with her Barbie Dolls (if they allow that type of thing.)

Halle makes the top inset of Life & Style and the mag declares “The Star’s Dream Comes True!”   OK, so they don’t have any other details.

Kate & Owen back on.  Isn’t there a new picture of the two of them available?

Did you know that the Jolie-Pitts have like, a totally stressful life.   You know how stressful it is when you have multi-million dollar homes all over the world, enough help to take care of a small country and more money than they’ll ever need.  At least the picture shows the Jolie- Pitts in less stressful times.

 P.S. Thank you for removing that silly $1 less than US Weekly blurb.  I’m glad you’re reading CoverAwards. (Read the bottom of that post.)

Bottom Line: There’s always next week I think.