Richard Spencer’s Life & Style Asks Where’s Suri?
DID ANYONE CHECK THEIR MILK CARTON TO SEE IF SURI’S FACE IS THERE?
OMG - SHE’S GONE MISSING. I THOUGHT I SAW HER IN THAT TOM CRUISE VIDEO WHERE HE IS DANCING ON HIS BRITHDAY ABOARD A SCIENTOLOGY CRUISE!
Life & Style has issued an Amber alert for Suri Cruise, or have they?
The cover kicks off with missing for over eight weeks! Where’s Suri?
But don’t worry. I just had a big sigh of relief! Why? Tom and Katie have been hiding her!
She’s not really missing and Life & Style quickly answers the question. (Which begs the question, why?)
Suri’s most likely at home doing what kids do - playing with other Scientologist’s kids or playing with her Barbie Dolls (if they allow that type of thing.)
Halle makes the top inset of Life & Style and the mag declares “The Star’s Dream Comes True!” OK, so they don’t have any other details.
Kate & Owen back on. Isn’t there a new picture of the two of them available?
Did you know that the Jolie-Pitts have like, a totally stressful life. You know how stressful it is when you have multi-million dollar homes all over the world, enough help to take care of a small country and more money than they’ll ever need. At least the picture shows the Jolie- Pitts in less stressful times.
P.S. Thank you for removing that silly $1 less than US Weekly blurb. I’m glad you’re reading CoverAwards. (Read the bottom of that post.)
Bottom Line: There’s always next week I think.
