NATIONAL ENQUIRER HAS NO SHAME — JEN ANISTON TO ADOPT!
Warning to all celebrities!
If there is ever a chance that you will be a big, big star and entering your late 30s/early 40s and you may not have kids at that point: NEVER CARRY A BABY IN PUBLIC.
This cover could happen to you.
On another note, I’ve read this story thousands of times and I’ve never seen Jen near an adoption agency. Even Jessica Simpson has stopped by one!
What are the details on this story. Ooooh! We get “his name.” Plus, the nursery and clearly Jen is sparing no expense by shelling out nearly $300,000. Let’s add some more Jen misery to the mix and talk about her “secret” miscarriage. Again, in case you didn’t read earlier today the word “secret” usually accompanies a story that can’t be confirmed or denied.
In other National Enquirer news, David Perel brings us the story of a pregnant man. OMG!
Top inset is strong with Nicole Richie’s crash diet - and should have been given more play on this cover.
Bottom Line: Cover will sell cuz you can never underestimate the American public! Many will BELIEVE that Jen is carry her newly adopted son. I’m not kidding!










