NBC ANNOUNCES 52 WEEK TV SCHEDULE; NATION GETS FATTER

Yes! It has come to this!

Now you have no excuse to leave your home and get fresh air. Instead, you can sit on your couch excuse free.

No more – oh there’s nothing new on TV.

NBC’s Ben Silverman says the goal is to “run as many series as possible with no repeats.”

You can always get one of those in-home treadmills that is also great for storing laundry.