GLOBE COVER SAYS "REGIS PHILBIN IS OUT AND RYAN SEACREST IS IN"

First things first!

If Ryan Seacrest really thinks he can handle another job he should have his head examined.  

He’s already the host of American Idol, E News, his own radio show and he hosts countless events.

We all know Regis has had his heart problems, but young Ryan will be facing some heart problems of his own if this workaholic behavior continues.

In other news, Globe features a crazy picture of Rosie “bullying” her 12-year-old son.  Plus, there are more photos inside!   Not good Rosie! 

I could care less about James Brown at this point — even if he was poisoned.

And I slightly care about Charlton Heston’s secret he took to the grave.

Bottom Line: Two strong cover stories and Globe will do better than its average on the newsstand.