Many of you will be surprised when I tell you this but I’m very close to J. Lo and she told me how she lost the weight!

First, she gave birth to TWINS!  That was the first 10-15 lbs.

Then she hired a stylist who selected very flattering clothing like the dress on the cover of Life & Style that effectively hides any of the 20 - 30 lbs that J. Lo will loose eventually.

OK, I was kidding about knowing J. Lo.  But as a reader I don’t REALLY believe that she lost 40lbs ALREADY!

Life & Style offers her no-starve diet as one part of her plan.  What does no-starve mean???  Have you ever been on a diet where you weren’t STARVING???

J. Lo has also discovered an “easy” workout.   I’m sorry but there is no such thing as an EASY workout if you’re trying to lose 40lbs.

Moving on.  Oh, wait before I do.  I need to remind you that I predicted this cover earlier this week.

Life & Style goes inside Beyonce’s wedding but offers nothing specific on the cover.  So I don’t believe that they were really “inside the wedding.”

I love the picture of Katie’s new hair - she totally looks like a boy!   HA!  What does that mean?  Does Tom like her boyish look?

Then Ashton & his hot co-star are pictured in a pool.  L&S asks if Demi should be worried? 

Here’s my advice to Demi.  You married Ashton Kutcher who is like 15 years younger than you.  Be happy and let him do what he wants because all that worrying will only lead to more wrinkles.  And you know what that means!

Bottom Line:  A so-so week for Life & Style kinda like the rest of the year-to-date.