OK! MAGAZINE’S COVER SAYS JEN ANISTON & ORLANDO BLOOM ARE “MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS”
It’s time for an exciting episode of inside OK Magazine’s cover meeting!
EIC: What should we do this week OK gang?
Junior Editor: How bout Britney and Kevin getting back together?
EIC: Hmmm. We caught a lot of slack for using that old Britney picture last week. I think we better stay away from Britney for at least a week. Any other ideas?
Senior Editor: What about Jen. I’ve been wondering why she hasn’t found a man.
EIC: Me too! You know Jen and Orlando have had some “flirty nights.” A few weeks ago they were at some benefit. Let’s dig up those pictures and go for a cover. America loves Jen and would love to see her with a hottie like Orlando bloom.
OK Team: Hooray!
EIC: Now what should be our cover line?
Creative Director: What do you think of “Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places.”
EIC: No, no, no! It needs to be tighter and it needs to have the word friend in it. Afterall, Americans see Jen as their favorite “friend.” Get it!
OK Team: Yes! (Followed by loud applause!)
EIC: What about “MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS!”
OK Team: Everyone gets up and screams at the top of their lungs. “Yes!” (It’s almost like a scene from that hair commercial.)
Is this how OK came up with this horrific cover? I can’t be certain but this cover is TERRIBLE.
The main line “MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS” is cheezy and made me partially puke in my mouth. Any reference to Jen Aniston and ‘Friends’ AT THIS POINT IN TIME is way too dated.
Plus, I don’t believe that Jen and Orlando are a couple or will ever be a couple. Is it just me or does Jen look like his older sister or dare I say his mother?
Let’s move to Jamie Lynn’s pregnant prom night. Who selected this photo of Jamie Lynn? It’s way off the mark. At least show the poor girl in a dress.
Bottom Line: Another issue for OK that will miss its rate base!
