BARACK OBAMA'S MARRIAGE EXPLODES ACCORDING TO NATIONAL ENQUIRER

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Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

Poor Barack Obama!

He loses in Pennsylvania and he wakes up to this cover.

His wife Michelle is “confronting him over cheating.”

If we learned anything in the primary last night, there are many questions now being raised about Barack Obama.

This won’t help his cause.

In other news, Demi Moore had a $500,000 total body makeover.  Well, at least it look likes she got her money’s worth.

And two former rehab attendees are back to boozing reports the National Enquirer.

Both Drew Barrymore and Nicole Richie appear to be battling their demons again!

Bottom Line: Strong timing for dramatic Barack cover will translate into strong sales for David Perel’s National Enquirer.
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16 Responses to “BARACK OBAMA'S MARRIAGE EXPLODES ACCORDING TO NATIONAL ENQUIRER”

  1. Lynne B says:

    umm…yeah, we all know that the National Enquirer has the most accurate reporting around.

  2. Jerome Boston says:

    Ha,ha, ha it feel so good to have Barack Obama to be come
    President of the USA for the National Enquirer
    reorting they need a good reliable janitorial servies.

  3. Anthony Mcginnis Texas says:

    It is what it is. But…Even though they might have some trash in Enquirer, usually there is some truth to it. When you start seeing stuff on National Enquirer, someone is digging around and has found something,doesn’t mean there is nothing.

  4. Linda says:

    Oh yes,we all know the National Enquirer is the epitome of upstanding journalism!

  5. me says:

    i just saw the Obamas at a big rally in Pittsburgh monday night. they are so in love with each other, its adorable.

  6. Joe says:

    This story seems to back up the story of Larry Sinclair and the rumors that Obama is on the “down low”.

  7. Dega says:

    I have more respect for the National Enquirer than ever before.
    They printed the Larry Sinclair story, and that is something that ALL main stream media has been COVERING UP. Barack Obama is a false Messiah. All American voters should know about Larry Sinclair, Donald Young, Dan Parisi, etc.
    http://larrysinclair0926.wordpress.com

  8. LOL says:

    Larry Sinclair….ha ha ha ha ha…that’s funny.

    Seriously though, Barack Obama not only adores his wife, but respects her as an equal.

  9. Cat says:

    WOW! You people are really going to feel foolish when you meet and come to know the real Barack Obama…..In love….respect….that is all a show people…..for real!
    But then if you wanted to be the President and the First Lady you could probably put up a pretty good act yourself now couldn’t you?
    Mark my words…..the world will see…………I have!

  10. Pat says:

    If BO respects her as an equal, why did he feel the need to visit her employers before he gave her permission to work at the hospital?

    Why does she need his permission in the first place? Is she unable to decide on her own? Or is his judgement so flawless that everyone should follow his lead?

    Should I change my church to Trinity? Should I condemn my typical white grandma too?

  11. Bear says:

    Too bad the MSM can’t report as well as the Enquirer. As I have not read the story yet, is he cheating with women, men or both? About time someone tells the truth about Obama. People are really “blinded by the light”. Good going Enquirer.

  12. Jack says:

    Obama’s really starting to look like the candidate to get McNasty in office. I’ve been following the Larry Sinclair story, and it and Sinclair seem quite believable to me. And no, Sinclair did not flunk the polygraph test.

  13. Dani says:

    What an ubelievable parcel of bull. Sounds like a lot of these posters are easily lead. No wonder we got Bush for 8 years!!!

  14. Sassy says:

    Which issue of National Enquirer is it? Is it on the news stands now? Sounds like a fun read.

  15. UNCoRRELATED says:

    Obama bumps up against America…

    How to explain Barack and his lack of connection with small town America? Peggy Noonan intuits it, Timothy Noah of Slate responds. David Brooks thinks it’s the educational divide, but of course Republicans haven’t been tapped yet, and there are……

  16. rachnea says:

    you can’t believe everything you hear they are sooo in love on TV! and out cause i know barak he is my………….. family memeber!

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