NATIONAL ENQUIRER: FACE-OFF BETWEEN OPRAH & RACHAEL RAY!
Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
This week’s cover is jam-packed with some juicy stories.
Leading off is Oprah telling Rachael Ray ”You make me Sick” — the line of the week.
Does anyone find this surprising?
It’s about time Oprah told off that thankless Rachael Ray.
In other news, Kirstie is getting heavier and National Enquirer points out her “fat ankles.” That’s a new one. How does one lose weight in their ankles? Also, not sure why they covered up the main pic with the text???
And Angelina caught on tape doing heroin? Thankfully it’s in the past.
Bottom Line: National Enquirer readers will love this cover!
8 Responses to “NATIONAL ENQUIRER: FACE-OFF BETWEEN OPRAH & RACHAEL RAY!”
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RACHAEL RAY IS A NICE PERSON AND IF OPRAH DID SAY THAT, RACHAEL NEED TO TELL HER OFF. JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS ALOT OF MONEY AND SHE IS FAMOUS DON’T MEAN SHI#. RACHAEL KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO AND NEVER LET NO ONE CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE. GOD SEE YOU AND HE IS PLEASED OF YOUR CARING TOWARDS OTHERS.
FUCK RACHAEL RAY IF OPRAH SAID SHE MAKES HER SICK DEN SHE MAKES ME SICK. OPRAH IS THE NICEST FAMOUS PERSON I KNO SO FUCK WAT U TAWKIN BOUT RACHAEL RAY AINT SHIT
Oprah is the biggest fake…. she has sucked us in for all of these years and now finally the truth is coming out. She financed the most special school in the world – almost made me like her. Something bad happens, like molestation of a student and its all covered up, just like her lame weight loss issues. Here is when you know she is lame…………when she is a fricking billionaire and she has to hassle someone like Rachel Ray??? Hello, RR doesn’t need her – so what she helped do whatever……… RR is real and Oprah is a fake – Dont believe it? OK just ask yourself one question….why hasn’t she come clean about the problem at the school? WHY hasn’t she reached out to help the victim? Cover up ? you bet your ass – she is disgraceful.
You said: “How does one loose weight in their ankles?”…. I don’t know… How does one “loose” weight in their ankles? I guess if they arent “tight” weight in their ankles, they “loose” weight in their ankles. It is hard for me to believe someone actually hired you as a magazine editor at one time, with such an idiotic mistake like using “loose” instead of the correct word, “LOSE”… Maybe that explains why you are the FORMER editor, eh?
One more thing: “heroine”…. WTF? You cannot even spell the word “HEROIN” correctly, even when it is staring you right in the face on the cover? You are a disgrace to journalists everywhere!!!
Thanks Grammar Police for pointing out those mistakes. I must have been tired that day. Have a nice day.
Mark
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