NATIONAL ENQUIRER: FACE-OFF BETWEEN OPRAH & RACHAEL RAY!

Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

This week’s cover is jam-packed with some juicy stories.

Leading off is Oprah telling Rachael Ray ”You make me Sick” — the line of the week.

Does anyone find this surprising?

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LIFE & STYLE SAYS "BRITNEY SPEARS & KEVIN FEDERLINE REUNITING!"

Pasetsky’s Cover Review

Compared to sister publication In Touch which features exclusive photos of Jen Aniston and John Mayer, this will be a tough week for Life & Style.

On a positive note, this is one of the better compilation photos created by a celebrity weekly of Britney’s boys.

And “Welcome Home, Mommy!” is a sweet, emotional line.

But overall…

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TV GUIDE SAYS "JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT AND PATRICK DEMPSEY ARE TV'S SEXIEST STARS"

Patrick Dempsey

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

Breaking News: This is a “Special Issue” for TV Guide!

With People magazine coming out with it’s Most Beautiful People issue, TV Guide will be clobbered on the newsstand.

Not so special!

I kind of agree with the Patrick Dempsey selection as sexiest man – but Jennifer Love Hewitt as sexiest woman?

Bottom Line: BORING!

OK ANNOUNCES "BRAD AND ANGELINA'S WEDDING OF THE YEAR!"

Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

It’s amateur time at OK Magazine!

This cover is absolutely HORRIFIC!

And if you didn’t know why US Weekly is $1 cheaper than Us Weekly & People, they show you why this week.

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STAR SAYS "SCIENTOLOGY BOOT CAMP FOR KATIE HOLMES"

Pasetsky’s Cover Critique!

I can’t imagine why Star magazine would go with Katie’s Scientology boot camp for its cover.

This cover feels like it’s two years old!

It is so out of left field.

This doesn’t even feel like a strong inset.

Within the dek, you have the same old stuff — confession sessions, 24-hour surveillance and lie detector tests.

Bottom Line: DISASTER ON THE NEWSSTAND FOR STAR!  DISASTER!