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Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
A sure sign that last week’s cover for In Touch tanked is exhibit A (this week’s cover)
Why?
The magazine screams “Brad Walks Away.”
Coupled with this line is the haggard looking pic of Brad, which I’m sure In Touch thinks readers will believe is the actual shot of “Brad Walking Away.”
I have news for you. And this is real news.
This cover WILL…
NOT WORK.
Angelina is pregnant with Brad’s twins! Why the hell would he walk away right now???
He would look like the world’s biggest cad. Plus, the editors forgot something REALLY BASIC. The readers LOVE LOVE LOVE Brad Pitt. They would never buy a story that makes him look bad.
A note about the line “Walks Away.” This should join the list of banned lines for celebrity weeklies. Basically, Brad left Angie for a drink at a local bar and this became the headline of the story. What a joke and how totally misleading.
Sure, he MAY and I say MAY be upset that Angie won’t set a date for the wedding - but do you really think he’s going to leave her. Ugh!
In other non-news - Mariah’s ready for a baby. Great, I’m ready for lunch.
John and Jen - It’s Love. Yeah and…
Britney’s got a bump. What about the cigarette she was smoking?
Bottom Line: This should be “Only $2.99.” Actually, less if that was possible.
