Pasetsky’s Cover Critique

Talk about big gets!

Life & Style has an exclusive with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and this looks TOTALLY riveting.

According to the mag’s cover, Shiloh feels so left out and is LONELY.

Doesn’t this just want to make you cry?

Okay - let’s get serious for a moment.

This has to be a joke - right?

Oh - no wait it’s not. For a second, I thought I was hallucinating.

But it’s really the cover of the magazine.

With all the pictures of Brad and Angie shopping with Shiloh - this is what they came up with???

I’m stunned!

In other news, what is Tony’s real problem with Jessica? Um, let me guess. Could it be her controlling dad? Or that she wants to get married immediately? The list could go on.

And look, Life & Style shows a picture of Lindsay kissing Samantha Ronson and says “she’s kissing her girlfriend.” Thanks for telling me what I’m seeing.

On another note, I’m glad Life & Style took my advice and is no longer labeling its products on the cover.

Bottom Line: Awful - but cute picture of Shiloh will avoid total disaster.