BREAKING NEWS: STAR MAGAZINE USES MAY 4, 2008 PHOTO TO SAY PREGNANT ANGELINA COLLAPSES

This just in from my crack research team.

Here’s the photo of “Angie collapsing” but in fact she’s sitting down on May 4th, 2008 on a beach in the South of France.

And they cut out poor Zahara ’cause that would’ve ruin the “collapsing” thing.

While media industry types will find this atrocious – this week’s cover will still do well on the newsstand…unless the whole world finds out that the photo is a LIE.

Hmmm.

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3 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: STAR MAGAZINE USES MAY 4, 2008 PHOTO TO SAY PREGNANT ANGELINA COLLAPSES”

  1. Bill Fitz says:

    Is that the Edge from U2 with them?

  2. TzG says:

    Sucks that nobody gives a shit anymore, huh?

  3. Captiva says:

    Yes, that is the Edge with them. I saw this picture a long time ago in OK! The things these people put on their covers. And I buy them! Guess that’s the problem.

    Oh, and I ALWAYS give a shit about Brangelina!

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