GIVE ME A BREAK - PLEASE!
Pasetsky’s Cover Critique
Speaking of retreading old stories, here’s the brand new issue of In Touch.
Have you seen this story before?
Yes, so have I.
And do you want to know why you are seeing this cover right now?
I’ll let you in on a little well-known secret.
Brad and Angelina haven’t been seen together for weeks.
So - there must be trouble.
Right?
Wrong!
He’s buying furniture for their new freakin home in France.
Angelina is about to give birth to twins any second. In Touch is really screwed if she gives birth in the next day or so.
Plus, In Touch is forgetting how much the reader likes Brad. Even when he left Jen for Angelina - they still liked him.
By adding the inset that Brad is seen with an Angie look-a-like, the reader will be turned off by this cover.
On another note, I’m totally over the hand to hair pose. It’s stupid, stupid, stupid. Can’t they find a new approach? Plus, Angie looks like she was cut and paste on the cover.
And the colors? I feel like I’m looking at the NY Mets’ official team guide.
In other beating a dead horse news, Nicole Richie is SO thin. No she’s not. I think she looks pretty good in that pic.
Britney’s drinking again. Umm. And?
Bottom Line: Burned out.
