JAKE GYLLENHAAL MOVES IN WITH REESE WITHERSPOON
Yesterday, I critiqued the cover of Us Weekly and basically called it a total disaster.
Well, the inside story doesn’t get much better. I actually fell asleep reading it.
According to the minor league news gathering organization that finds it difficult to communicate directly with a major A-list star these days, “Jake Gyllenhaal has moved into her [Reese Witherspoon] $5 million L.A. home and is already part of her fiercely guarded family, helping her raise her two kids, Ava, 8 and Deacon, 4….
Jake keeps his things at Reese’s house and uses it as his home base most of the time,” an INSIDER tells Us.
Translation: Like many in a relationship, Jake has a draw in Reese’s house (or maybe a few draws) and stays there a lot. This IS NOT NEWS AND IS DEFINITELY NOT A COVER STORY.
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