DO YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL?

Just asking ’cause I don’t get how she gets on so many covers.  She’s totally boring.

If you notice, the editors try to lure you to buy this issue by saying how she’s talking about her more famous brother Jake Gyllenhaal, momhood and OMG Heath Ledger.  (That’s just wrong to use his name like this.  I think.)

There’s not one interesting thing mentioned about Maggie Gyllenhaal on the cover.

Bottom Line: There’s no heat here and this issue will not sell on newsstands.

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky