POSTER CHILD FOR TANOREXIA: Cristiano Ronaldo

Are you as worried about Cristiano Ronaldo as I am?

Someone has to step in – but that’s the controlling side of me.

I will have to let him be. I hope Cristiano Ronaldo realizes that he’s GOING TO BURN HIMSELF TO DEATH if he stays in the sun any longer.

He’s definitely enjoying the L.A. sun WAY too much.

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky