How would I describe this cover of Life & Style Weekly in one word?

BAD.

Let’s start with the picture of Jen Garner.

Why in the world would the magazine “design” the cover this way. It’s covering up Jen’s bump?!? What are they thinking?

Why couldn’t the photo department find a picture of Jen “looking pregnant.” I’ve seen a bunch of those already.

Also, this cover looks strangely familiar. Click here to see where Life & Style gets its innovative pregnancy cover ideas.

Finally,

I personally like Jen Garner. But, she’s not a big newsstand seller in the United States. There’s just no heat to her or her marriage with Ben Affleck. In short, no one cares or will buy this story.

The two supporting stars on this cover are - YAWN - Jen Aniston and I’m still YAWNING - Eva Longoria.

Jen’s been “eager” to start a family since the very first issue of celebrity weekly time.

Eva Longoria’s already eating for two. Ha, ha, ha. She’s eating more because her role on Desperate Housewives requires her to appear more plump in the new season. Nice try.

Bottom Line: Donna Armstrong’s Life & Style has no where to go but up - NEXT WEEK.

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky

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