NATIONAL ENQUIRER: Lisa Marie Presley's Secret Shame

First reaction.

Lisa Marie Presley’s secret shame is that she is allegedly one big druggie.

And newsstand buyers will believe this to be the case by the way this cover is presented.

Why?

Lisa Marie’s picture is so big – the editors are hoping you simply believe it’s her problem. And there’s a picture inset of her mom Priscilla Presley.

But, of course, it’s misleading.

The story is about her “brother’s drug den.”

Yes, the editors say that on the cover but it’s so small you barely notice the type.

Plus, I didn’t even know she had a brother. Did you?

And there’s the rub. What do you do when you have a big story – but it’s not about the the big celebrity in the family?

You create a cover like this one.

Bottom Line: It doesn’t matter.

P.S. Click here for the National Enquirer’s incredible John Edwards’ story that is all over the Internet. It’s too bad they didn’t have it in time for closing this issue.

Posted by: Mark Pasetsky

No Responses to “NATIONAL ENQUIRER: Lisa Marie Presley's Secret Shame”

  1. Anonymous says:

    We should wait until there is evidence presented. He is innocent until proven guilty.

  2. Beth Gould says:

    N.I. is scum. What poor excuse for people. They are dirty leeches who feed off of others. I hope the person who wrote this story get back ten times the upset they will create for this family. Leave the Presley’s alone you scum suckers.

  3. Tee says:

    leave Lisa alone she is PG you bunch of morons

  4. RON says:

    I HOPE LISA SUES THE SH-T! OUT OF THESE JERK OFFS. LISA WE LOVE YOU! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU.

    GOD BLESS YOU!
    RON

  5. he got his says:

    If any of you new him, you would disagree. He is a pompous punk that got off easy with a simple magazine article. He has no business in the world he was trying to live in. He is shady, dishonest and needs a real spanking..have fun at scientology rehab Navvy boy. You are a punk and got off easy. –an old friend : )

  6. kellie says:

    Leave Lisa alone and let her enjoy her pregnancy.

  7. Kyle Newsted says:

    I don’t get how this kid’s living man?
    His moms a millionaire So’s his Sister ?
    They let this poor kid live like crap?
    Look at his place ?
    Well he’s not a Presley and Priscilla and Lisa sold off Elvis’s stuff But Still live off his name.
    And Elvis was FAMILY MAN FAMILY!!
    He took care of his own and then some!!
    Shame aint the word for it.
    Disgust!

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