HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST DISCOVERS SHE'S IMPOSSIBLE: SKY IS BLUE

Michele Elyzabeth has finally figured out after four years of service, that Heather Mills is “difficult,” and quit her position as her publicist.

Elyzabeth released a candid statement saying: “After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid”. I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again”.

“I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take it any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her.”

Post by: Mara Siegler