SWEET CHEESUS! WOMAN FINDS HOLY SHAPED CHEETO

Hallelujah, it’s the second coming of Christ.  Click here for a video and picture.

Kelly Ramey, a woman from Missouri, has found divinity in a bag of junk food.  According to NECN, “A local minister does not see anything theologically special about the Cheeto, but thinks some good could come from it.”

As to what kind of good, the minister remains mum.  As for Ramey, she doesn’t plan to sell the Cheeto (sorry Vatican). Instead, she plans on keeping it in a safe deposit box so more people can enjoy it. 

Posted by Mara Siegler