COVER CRITIQUE: Star Says Angelina Jolie Forced Into Therapy!
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Dear Angelina Jolie,
I’m a big fan.
I kinda forgive you for stealing Brad from Jen. I have to admit it took me a LOOONG time.
And, I understand that unfortunately you are AGAIN going through a rough time. (This always seems to happen after you’ve had a child and go into hiding!)
Having six kids has to be really tough.
And, now Star Magazine is saying that you have gone into therapy.
Good for you!
I hope it’s going well.
If you’re not in therapy and you are doing well - I have some advice for you!
Go outside, smile for the cameras, show off the family and give Brad a big kiss on the lips.
That way you won’t have to see this type of cover again — at least for a few weeks.
Anyhow, hope all is well.
Talk soon.
xoxo
Mark
Read this week’s critiques!
People Magazine’s Tribute to Paul Newman
Globe Magazine Features Paul Newman in its Cover of the Year!
National Enquirer Features Skinny Stars
Star Magazine Says Angelina Jolie Forced into Therapy
Life & Style’s Baby Boom Cover
OK Magazine’s Lindsay Lohan Love Story
Us Weekly Unveils its Style Issue
In Touch Says Jen Aniston Had Lipo
P.S. This cover will do well - quite well.
