IN TOUCH WEEKLY MAGAZINE: Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan Say "I'm Not Anorexic"
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I have to admit.
I quickly turned to the page featuring Lindsay Lohan because if you notice she’s drinking some type of drink that helps her loose weight. The downside – shivering. (Is that a downside?)
Hell – sounds good to me.
You know what the drink is?
Redline!
Damn, I’ve already had that drink. And you know what happens? Your heart races so fast that you feel like you’re going to have a heart attack.
I did run more miles than ever on it though.
But, my advice to Lindsay is BE CAREFUL.
In other potential anorexic news, Angelina Jolie is refusing to eat. Now, she’s got the right idea. That’s the easiest and most cost-effective way to losing weight – especially in this tight economy. (Wait a minute. Isn’t she rich? Why is she refusing to eat?)
Finally, Keira Knightley. To me, you do kinda look anorexic.
Hidden on this gem of a cover is the best line EVER where Hef’s ex says, “I may have fake boobs, but not a fake heart.”
I just shed a tear.
Check out this week’s issues!
National Enquirer: Oprah & Stedman drama!
Life & Style: Trista Sutter is Pregnant
US: Jenny McCarthy Fights Autism
OK: Zac and Vanessa so in love
