US WEEKLY: Madonna & Guy's Lies, Cheating & Abuse!

This is the first of three incredibly strong Madonna divorce covers.

Us Weekly, which called the divorce before any other magazine, comes out swinging a home run with this juicy cover.

Look at the details.

• They both had secret lovers.  I know Madonna was with A-Rod but was there someone else? And, Guy had one too!  Love it.
• Look what Guy called Madonna – “old, fat, ugly, wrinkled.”  Hey Guy, that is plain RUDE!
• Plus, Madonna’s slaps and months without sex.  Damn.

Adding to this strong cover is the Angelina “stabbing Jen in the heart” inset.  The story is out there but I love the word “stabbing” cause that’s exactly what Angie did by admitting that she and Brad fell in love while filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Heidi and Lauren reunion – Yawn.  The Hills are done.  done.  done.

Bottom Line: Love!  (despite The Hills inset)