STAR MAGAZINE: Angelina Jolie's Humiliating Betrayal; The Triangle is Back…Sort of!

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How can you tell that Life & Style’s Angelina Jolie cover did well last week?

This week we have two and we’ll kick it off with Star Magazine.

It’s a smart cover from Candace Trunzo and company.

You have Angie being betrayed by Brad with a stressed out looking picture of Angelina Jolie.  And, Angie looks like she has bags under her eyes — from the stress of course!

While the cover story verbally refers to Brad getting hot with his new co-star Diane Kruger, that’s not what the visuals convey.

Notice how Angelina is looking over at — you guessed it – Jennifer Aniston.

It’s the TRIANGLE back in action.  You know.  Brad, Angie and Jen.   But, with a new twist.   It looks like Star wants you to believe that Brad betrayed Angie with Jen.

And, that’s a smart move to sell copies on the newsstand.

Let’s talk about Jen Aniston…

Jen is hiring a wedding planner.  I assume she’s planning a wedding with John Mayer.  Could this be for real?

In Touch did say she looks pregnant – so no time like the present to get married.

Jennifer Hudson’s heartbreak & regret makes it as an inset.

And, finally, one of the most hysterical insets of all-time goes to Mary-Kate & Ashely Olsen’s TWIN BOOB JOBS!

Bottom Line: Triangle still sells even if it’s sort of the triangle between Brad, Angie & Jen.

Read this week’s celebrity critiques by Mark Pasetsky!

National Enquirer: Patrick Swayze Collapses

People: Jennifer Hudson’s Agony

Us Weekly: Inside Jennifer Hudson’s Family Tragedy

OK! Magazine: Brad and Angie are Having a Wedding & Baby!

Star: Angie’s Humiliating Betrayal

Globe: Ted Kennedy’s Desperate Gamble

In Touch: Jen Aniston Looks Pregnant

Life & Style: Carrie Underwood calls Jessica Simpson FAT!

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