IN TOUCH Asks "Who is Really Pregnant?"

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Speaking of In Touch, this week the magazine is asking the question ‘Who’s Really Pregnant?’

Which of course means, the magazine has NO IDEA who is or isn’t pregnant.

The tip-off is the word REALLY (say it by emphasizing the lls in your head for a really long time.)

Plus, the question mark is a pure giveaway.

Let’s move from left to right on the female pregnancy targets:

Nicole Kidman – if she’s pregnant so am I.

Katie Holmes – who cares.

Jen Aniston – least convincing photo I’ve seen in a while.  Plus…

(Hmm…where is Angelina Jolie?)

In other news, A-Rod’s cheating on Madonna already.  No surprise there.

One thing I did learn this week is that Heidi and Spencer have fans.  (see top line of In Touch.)  Plus, stay tuned for Us Weekly’s cover, which sadly proves many care about this faux couple.

Bottom Line: Stinker