STAR: Angelina Jolie's Having Twins Again and She's Marrying Brad Pitt

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Candace Trunzo pulled out a special brew for this week’s cover.

Want to know the secret?

If I tell you, you won’t tell anybody?

Promise???

Of course you will.

But that’s okay.

This cover is ABOUT BRAD & ANGELINA’S FUTURE.

They’re going to have twins.

They’re going to get married.

Unlike Life & Style, which used a first person quote from Janet Jackson by saying “Yes, I’m Pregnant,” Star uses a much less risky approach.

Some of you may be wondering how does Star know that Angelina is having twins?

Ya got me.

Some of you may also be asking how did they find out all the wedding details?

Hmmm.  Good question.   Cause you know how chatty Brad & Angelina’s wedding planner must be!

Are you sensing a bit of skepticism in my tone.  Well you read me correctly.

At this point, I’ve seen this cover a thousand times.  And, I say ENOUGH!  (Wait, the line ENOUGH worked once, but unfortunately not twice – inside joke).

But, the reason Star can get away with this cover is because it’s basically a happy, happy, joy, joy cover.

Brad and Angie aren’t going to take any type of legal action over this cause it’s all positive.

Plus, they’re raising like six kids right now and don’t have time to read the tabloids?

Bottom Line: When Rachel Zoe is making it as an inset, I’d be VERY WORRIED about my sales this week!

Celebrity Weekly Critiques

Life & Style: Janet Jackson Preggers

National Enquirer: Martha Stewart’s Dark Secrets

Globe: Barack’s Illegal Election

In Touch: It’s a Girl for Brangelina

Star: Angie’s Having Twins

Us: Candace Cameron Lost 22Lbs

People: Tom Cruise & Ricky Martin’s Twins