Martha Stewart's Dark Secrets Revealed in The National Enquirer! Do You Care?
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In speaking about the Globe, I talked about timing.
Up now, representing American Media is the National Enquirer.
Here’s the pitch.
Martha Stewart’s Dark Secrets Exposed!
Is it a strikeout or a home run?
A big fat strikeout.
Who is talking about Martha Stewart right now?
I can’t understand why the National Enquirer would go for her as a full cover???
The second line in the dek “what really happened in prison” makes this cover feel super old. Wasn’t she in prison like 100 years ago?
Oh, and the pseudo lesbian reference with ’special’ lady friend is not cool. It’s 2008 remember.
Bottom Line: Many extra National Enquirer issues will be left on the newsstand this week.
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