Jessica Simpson Fat Photo US Magazine Cover

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And now for the third Jessica Simpson Fat Cover brought to you by Us Weekly.

Yes.  I saved the best for last.

I mean that sincerely.

Shockingly, Us Magazine is the only issue to show us how Jessica used to look.

The before and after photos tell the entire story.

Plus, the story is moved forward as compared to People and In Touch Weekly’s versions.

The line “Bullied for Her Weight” feels fresher than the other titles.

The dek feels like we’re getting new information since the photos were released, e.g. she’s back with a trainer, how she’s tortured by food, and Tony’s reaction (which HAS NOT BEEN PUBLISHED.)

Meanwhile, everybody and their mother has had something to say about Jessica’s weight gain:

Nick Lachey’s Defense
Ashlee Speaks
Carmen Elektra Reacts
Pete Wentz Stands-up!
Kim Kardasian Supports Jess

While this would have gone through the roof last week, it’s by far the strongest Jess cover this week!

Us Weekly: Winner of the Week

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National Enquirer/Spears
Us Magazine/Simpson
Star/Demi Moore
OK!/Angie Diet
InTouch/Simpson
Globe/Doris Day
Life & Style/Jolie-Pitt
People/Simpson