National Enquirer Says Britney Spears Pregnant & OctoMom Was a Stripper!

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Poor Britney Spears.  The National Enquirer found this photo of her with her pants open and a slight bulge.

You know what that means.  She has a pregnancy secret.

Plus…

The OctoMom Nadya Suleman was a stripper.  BTW – Have you noticed how good Nadya has been looking lately.  Almost too good? Right?  Do you think she had any help losing the weight???

And, then there’s Chelsea Clinton’s wedding and OMG OJ Simpson’s girlfriend is pregnant.

The National Enquirer did a good job gathering stories for its cover – but the magazine forgot to focus on the layout.

It is a complete layout disaster.

You don’t know where to look first.  And, all the stories carry equal weight.

This tells me one thing.  The National Enquirer simply could not decide on a main cover story and this was the result.

Bottom Line: Bad layout will equal bad sales on the newsstand

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