Aniston a Mom at Last!

Star Magazine is reporting that Jen is adopting a baby boy and she’ll be a mom at last.  (In other news, the recession is over, print magazines are seeing a huge comeback and men will no longer suffer from premature baldness.  Kidding of course.)

Back to Jen.  She received last minute advice from Brad.  She went for a completely lavish nursery spending nearly $250,000.   Damn, that blabbermouth interior decorator.

OMG – They even have the name of the baby!

Stop rolling your eyes ’cause…

Believe it or not, many readers will buy this cover.

Why?

Star reveals one of the best kept cover secrets in the business – and I’m going to share it with you right now!

Really?

You bet.

Take a look at the top right inset.   Star Magazine is breaking huge news that Sarah Jessica Parker is having twins with a surrogate.  This story was just released last evening, but Star clearly had it on Monday.

CLICK HERE to read about SJP’s baby news!

By placing an absolutely BIG TRUE SJP baby story with a Jen baby story, the reader most likely will believe both stories are true.

Really?  Yes.  Really.

Bottom Line: Jen, name the baby Mark!

Related Links: This Week’s Cover Critiques

Link: People
Link: Us
Link: Globe
Link: Life & Style
Link: OK!
Link: Star
Link: National Enquirer
Link: InTouch

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