Archive for July, 2009

Ashton Kutcher A Moron?

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Well, he might be Hollywood’s smartest moron if that is indeed the case.

Ashton Kutcher is on the cover of this week’s Parade and said:

“I don’t do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn’t say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of,” he continues. “I’m still disruptive. I’m still doing some things that other people don’t like. I hear, ‘You’re a moron,’ about once a day from someone in a genuine way—not as a joke.”

Scarlett Johansson Pisses Off Her Fans

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A new report suggests Scarlett Johansson left hordes of eager fans PISSED while making an appearance at The Make Up in London. (ScarJo is the face for a new line of Dolce & Gabbana makeup.) Selfridges promoted the opportunity to “Meet Scarlett Joahnsson” at the event today, only to disappoint fans and their customers alike. ScarJo arrived to the department store, posed for pictures for photographers and “left within 10 minutes.”

Tyra Banks Guest Starring On ‘Gossip Girl’

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Tyra Banks will make an appearance on an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl.

Ty Ty will play Ursula Nyquis a “larger than life” actress.

Rumor has it Ty Ty and Blake Lively will get into a meow mix cat fight.

Teen Vogue Handbook: You Buying It?

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If you want a job at Teen Vogue (or just want to look like it!) then pick up this Teen Vogue Handbook and learn from the pros.

Edited by Teen Vogue Editor-in-Chief, Amy Astley, the handbook includes QA’s and soundbites from Marc Jacobs, Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld and scores of other fashion-y insiders.

Astley got the idea for this book as a useful manual on “how to build a portfolio, dress for an interview, and land an internship.”

But Karl Lagerfeld takes it all so much more seriously. He says:

“Ask yourself, Are you sure this world is for you? And are you sure you are the right person to survive in this world—the world of fashion, a world with no rules, no laws?”

Are you, reader? Are you?!

Jessica Simpson Attacked!

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According to Page Six it costs Jessica Simpson a whopping $25, 000 a day to get camera-ready. Simpson is currently filming her new reality show, The Price Of Beauty, where she globe trots around the world and explores “exotic beauty regimes.”

Alas, Simpson is a high-maintenance Texan gal at heart.  She “insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo’s,” said the source.

Speaking of expensive, Jessica was hit in the back of her head with a pair of Christian Louboutin wedges. Her godson was the aggressor, but Simpson found it in her heart to forgive him.

“My godson Dylan giving me a hug after hitting me in the back with my louboutin leopard wedges. His ‘I’m sorry’ LOVE”