Megan Fox Wants To Eat Robert Pattinson VIDEO

Megan Fox admits she’d like to devour Robert Pattinson. And no — not the candy bar version — but the real man. Why?

“I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty,” she said. “I just wanna be pretty like he’s pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair.”

Yikes. We’d say Megan Fox might be scarier than those legions of screaming girls Rob is so terrified of.

Don’t you think?