Jon Gosselin & Kate Major: WTH

From Star’s tabloid report to Star’s tabloid cover star, Kate Major has arrived!

I have a few things to say about this – and it won’t be pretty.

This is one of the most pathetic, sad, ridiculous stories of the century.

For those of you that missed the past week of events – here’s a quick recap.

Kate Major, reporter at Star Magazine, takes Jon Gosselin out to dinner on a Saturday Night – she falls for him – she claims they’re dating – he denies it – she gets fired – he feels bad she got fired – couple spends time in the Hamptons with Michael Lohan (you can’t make this up!) and now…they are the cover of Star Magazine.

So the story is cleary tragic.  What’s worse?

Look at Kate’s face in the cover picture.   Note to future wannabe tabloid cover stars:

Learn how to smile in front of a crowd of paps that you’ll personally invite to take your photo.  Really.  Practice makes perfect!

One last note.  Thank you to all the other weeklies that refused to make this a cover story.  There is still some sanity left in the world.

Bottom Line: Please, please, go away.  And, not just to the end of Long Island!

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