Patrick Swazye Home to Die Reports National Enquirer

A sad picture of Patrick Swazye in a wheelchair covers this week’s issue of The National Enquirer – with the tab claiming he’s gone home to die.

The tab also features a new pic of Star Jones who appears to be rapidly gaining the weight she lost from her gastric bypass surgery — as well as a recent photo of Jaycee Dugard.

Meanwhile, Jodie Foster’s new girlfriend is cheating on her.  I hope this isn’t how Jodie finds out the news!

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