George Bush Collapses Says Globe

Quite a dramatic day in the George Bush household, according to America’s Globe Magazine.

The former president accuses Laura of betraying him — and then he collapsed.

Making matters worse?  He’s suicidal and paranoid.  So much for a peaceful retirement!

Ya gotta love the pic of W with his eyes looking quite demented.

In other news Garth Brooks is on a lifesaving diet cause he’s crossed the 250lb mark.

Plus, the Travoltas appear to be experiencing some marital drama of their own — and may not be able to save their marriage.

Bottom Line: The more W stays in hiding the worse the stories will get!