Australia’s New Weekly: Shock Pregnancies

Giddy-up!

The body schadenfreuder in us all lives for these covers. Oh how we revel in the unflattering pictures of all our favorite workout fanatic celebs in unfortunate angles and fabrics. Wow, it actually appears they have stomachs in these pictures. Must be PREGNANCY!

New Weekly wonders: Will Eva Longoria‘s beer bloat save her marriage? Jennifer Aniston has a slacking-off-from yoga bombshell for John and Paris Hilton is fat and happy in her relationship with Doug Reinhardt.

Oh, and supermodel Miranda Kerr is skinny. News Flash! And here’s another Katie Holmes escapes Tom Cruise story.

Written by: Melissa Noble