Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair December

Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair.

We’re huge fans of RPatz, but he was beginning to sound a little like Megan Fox in this interview. He laments fame, says he’s trying hard not too “drown,” he’s “unbearably self-conscious” and (but of course!) doesn’t find himself all too attractive.

Despite the fact that he is an exquisite beauty—with perfectly formed red, red lips and a face that might have been dreamed by the Romantic poets—he thinks he resembles “a cartoon character.” One of his legs is longer than the other, which makes him look, he assures you, “like an idiot.”

So. How about he and Kristen Stewart? Wedding? Babies? Painful split?

For the record, however, Pattinson says the rumors of a love affair are false: “It doesn’t make any difference what you say [to the tabloids]. I’ve literally been across the country [from Kristen], and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ” Stewart is even more emphatic: “It’s so retarded,” she says. “We’re characters in this comic book.”

Written by: Melissa Noble

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