Scarlett Johansson November Glamour

Scarlett Johansson covers Glamour’s November issue.

We’re a little bothered by the fact she seems to have forgotten her pants. Seriously. We guess its sort of cute in a kittenish way, but we can only imagine the rack of clothing at ScarJo’s disposal and this was they best they could come up with? It’s a false move away from doubling as the cover of a Girls Gone Wild video.

Annnywaaaay.

Scarlett talks about married life with Ryan Reynolds and her new album with Pete Yorn (check out gallery below).

But back to the cover — we are dying to read the features: “We’ll Teach You To Be Rich. Any Woman Can Do It” and “What Size Should Models Be?”

But we’re suspicious this will be another “skip the Starbucks” (re: rich article) and “hooray for plus-size models!” (re: size).

Which is fine. Just nothing we haven’t already read 600 times before.

Written by: Melissa Noble