Elin Nordegren Will Most Likely File For Divorce

Dumb like a fox

While one may have wondered how Tiger got away with smelling like a strip club everytime he came home, rest easy, Elin will get her revenge.

Elin Nordegren is absolutely planning on filing for divorce. But not until a few more cocktail waitresses, porn stars and reality TV skanks starlets inch out of Tiger’s Wood-work. We all know there are a few dozen left. Adjusting their hair extensions, freshening their Mystic spray tans and planning media attacks as we type.

A “divorce is 100 percent on,” a source close to Woods‘ wife, Elin Nordegren, tells ABC News. “[Elin] is not rushing to divorce, however,” the source says. “She’s going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.”

Written by: Melissa Noble