Archive for 2009
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show And Super Links!
It’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show time!: Popholic.com
Miranda Kerr is topless: Egotastic.com
Rihanna likes her men well-endowed: Post Chronicle.com
More Robsten PDA news: usmagazine.com
Speaking of, New Moon rakes in 26.3 million in midnight screenings alone: OK!
Kim Kardashian For Saturday Night Magazine
Kim Kardashian is doing what she does best — posing pouty-lipped — for the cover of Saturday Night magazine.
Kim is looking more and more like J.Lo as the days pass.
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Demi Moore For W: Was She Photoshopped?
Today and yesterday, the blogosphere buzzed with catty ladies who swear there isn’t any way Demi Moore — at 47 — could truly be as svelte as her latest W cover suggests.
She has no hips! they crow and then use a woman’s number 1 answer to impossibly perfect images they just can’t wrap their head around: it must be photoshop!
Well, Demi fired back on (where else?) Twitter.
“I don’t have any hips! I love the pic and can only say I wish I had good lighting like that following me around all day.”
Reps for the magazine also deny any over the top Photoshop. Demi attached the “original” picture to prove it.
Written by: Melissa Noble
Loading ...Newsstand Junkie: RPatz, Katie Holmes And The Kardashians
This week, it’s Katie Holmes’ turn to face the mags. Us Weekly runs down the list of her “regrets,” and Star claims she’s putting them in a “$15 million tell-all.” Is she finally convinced she should have stayed with Chris Klein? Made a play for James Van Der Beek? Avoided her role in “Mad Money”? Find her full list of gripes in the ‘zines!
Things are officially back on between Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, says OK!, “as long as Jessica doesn’t bring up the M word — marriage.” Justin bolted two months ago when he thought they might wed, says the mag, and there were rumors he was wooing Rihanna. Now Jessica “knows that if she and Justin are ever going to have a future, she has to be willing to be patient.” And, just to be safe, she might want to learn the dance from the “Umbrella” video.
It’s the event all of NYC has been waiting for — A-Rod gave Kate Hudson a ring. Of course, In Touch is quick to clarify that the $39,000 white gold ring with pink sapphires and diamonds “definitely wasn’t an engagement ring, but Kate was thrilled nevertheless.” Of course she was thrilled. If this wasn’t the engagement ring, can you picture what that one’s going to be like?
The Kardashian sisters team up to tell Life & Style that they had their doubts about Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney’s unborn child. “All he wanted to do was hang out with his friends,” says Kim. “I think he was just trying to have as much fun as possible before the baby came.” How did Disick win the family’s affections? “He put the crib together,” says Khloe, who adds: “He’s not a manual labor kind of guy.” It is so sweet when men go the extra mile.
OK!’s cover alerts us that Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson will love each other “forever.” But don’t get too excited, because the claim comes from an anonymous source who says, “They can’t imagine being with anyone else.” Noted, but the problem here may be a lack of imagination. Meanwhile, a source tells Star, “Rob and Kristen are looking at eloping in London or Vancouver, since that’s where they fell in love.” The idea apparently arose when Rob started making elopement jokes on the set. At first “Kristen would just smile and roll her eyes,” but now, says the mag, “it’s no longer just a joke,” which I assume means she responds with one of her Bella Swan stare-pouts. Romantic!
Bruce Willis, 54, was allegedly upset when the host at an L.A. restaurant asked if his wife, Emma Heming, 31, was “Rumer or another one of your lovely girls.” Star says Heming brushed it off, saying she was flattered to be mistaken for one of Bruce’s daughters “because they’re all so gorgeous.” In other news, Ashton Kutcher is grateful that Bruce and Demi never had any sons.
In Touch dredges up a guy named Matthew Roberts, who is apparently the son of serial killer Charles Manson. Roberts was adopted, so he didn’t find out the truth until he tracked down his birth mother and she revealed that she had been raped by Manson and four other men in a “drug-fueled orgy” in 1967. Due to the family resemblance and Roberts‘ decision to maintain a Mansonesque goatee, he feels he is “trapped in the face of a monster.” Weirdly, I still have more sympathy for the Gosselin kids.
OK! bases its report about Lindsay Lohan’s latest downward spiral on the word of photographer Odiar Santos, who follows her everywhere. “After 4, 5, 6 in the morning, she’s really crazy,” he says. “She screams and yells and says very mean things, even though she knows us very well.” Any good paparazzo should know that until the starlet is beating your van with an umbrella, “really crazy” is a stretch.
Star devotes space to the important news that Christina Ricci was spotted crumbling Tums on her plate at Hugo’s Tacos in L.A. “Christina said she hates the taste of Tums,” a source explains. “But she gets heartburn whenever she eats spicy food.” Christina seems smart, so I’ll buy the story. If it had been Denise Richards doing the same thing, I would assume someone told her Tums were seasoning.
Michael Lohan’s war against former buddy Jon Gosselin continues. He doesn’t like the way Jon treats women. “You sleep with a woman, you gain her confidence by saying you’re going to hire her, then you use her like that?”, Lohan says in Life & Style, referring to Kate Major. “I spoke to Stephanie Santoro, and it was the same thing.” As a gentleman, Lohan knows there’s only one proper way to behave toward a young lady: try to force her into rehab.
I’m loving OK!’s new “OK! or NOT OK!” page with Hoda and Kathie Lee from the “Today” show. This week, the mag asks if it is all right to be your child’s manager. Are we surprised that both panelists say yes? “If your kid has talent, then who better than you to guide them?” says Hoda, sounding reasonable. Kathie Lee breaks it down: “It’s OK! if you can ‘manage’ not to lose your mind and destroy them.” Push, warp, badger — just don’t destroy.
Turn to page 79 of Us Weekly for Thanksgiving recipes from famous people who I’m pretty sure can’t cook. There’s Jon Gosselin’s apple crisp and Lauren Conrad’s stuffing. Missing from the mix are Courtney Love’s cigarette casserole and Lindsay Lohan’s Tylenol PM fried rice.
Star claims that the secret contract Katie Holmes signed when she married Tom Cruise expired this week, so she could, if she wanted to, write an explosive book about their marriage and get $15 million for it. What would be in the book? Apparently they have separate bedrooms, and Tom marches around the house in military uniforms to feel “handsome,” waxes his chest and conferences with other Scientologists from a headquarters he set up inside his secret, high-tech Scientology van. It has cameras and video monitors and is padded so no one can hear what goes on inside. In other words, it is like the scariest version of “The Magic School Bus” ever.
Finally, Us Weekly claims that Katie is upset because her contract is nowhere near finished. In fact, says the mag, it won’t be up until November 2013. In the meantime, Tom dictates her outfits and hairstyles and told her she should “be pale like (his ex-wife) Nicole Kidman.” We can only hope that Katie had the sense to broker a deal: the paleness in exchange for a guest role in “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.”
Written by: Patrick Huguenin
Robert Pattinson Sizzles At Number 1 On Celebrity Heat Index
Robert Pattinson Sizzles At Number 1 On Celebrity Heat Index
Megan Fox NYTimes Magazine Feature Outtakes
Megan Fox covered The New York Times magazine last week and a few of the outtakes have been leaked.
As your eyes rest on Fox’s open legs and vacant sex kitten stares, just remember she’s no slut. Not this one.
“Girls think I’m a slut. I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. If they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. There’s a certain character that I play. She’s not fully fleshed out — she doesn’t have her own name — but she shows up to do men’s-magazine interviews. There’s something so ridiculous about always being in your underwear in those magazines, and you know the interview is going to run opposite those pictures. So, there’s a character that talks to all of them.”
Oh, how convenient. Let us never question your creative capabilites ever again, Fox. By the way — nice undies.
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‘Heidi Klum Of Foot Models’ In $10 Mistreatment Suit
Christina Ambers, a wealthy and renowned hand/foot model (heh) is suing her swanky Upper East Side building for mistreatment after she wed her porter-turned-husband, Angel Rotger.
According to The New York Daily News, the “upstairs/downstairs” union didn’t resonate well with the “help” in the building, who were reduced to taunting Ambers, making her hail her own cabs and sign for packages.
The abuse climaxed when Rotger lost his job in the building and was punched in the groin by the superintendent’s wife. The pair are suing for $10 million.
Written by: Melissa Noble
Gerard Butler: Australian Men’s Fitness
Gerard Butler covers the December issue of Australian Men’s Fitness.
The magazine hails a rather pensive and intense-looking Butler as a “modern day Spartan.”
Esquire, Details & GQ: Best & Worst Cover Lines
Esquire
Best: How to Drink a Tequila (no explanation needed)
Worst: 300 Things We Didn’t Know About Gerard Butler (Are you kidding? 3 Things would be enough!)
Details
Best: The Best Way to Drink Tequila (Looks like the Tequila PR people struck gold twice this month!)
Worst: A User’s Guide to Man Boobs (That’s gross no matter what way you look at it!)
GQ
Best: Seriously Good Head! (Ha!)
Worst: Channing Tatum – All-American Hero (Boring)
Loading ...Robert Downey Jr: Sherlock Holmes Entertainment Weekly
Robert Downey Jr. covers the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly in preparation for the his role as the leading character in Sherlock Holmes out on Christmas Day. While the Guy Ritchie-directed vehicle, co-starring Jude Law, has gotten a considerable amount of press where people are speculating how much Ritchie will butcher the final product.
“People think the movie is going to be, like, this modern punk-rock version where we’re all wearing high-tops,” says Law, who stars as Holmes’ sidekick Dr. Watson. “It’s actually more true to the books than they’re guessing.”
As per usual, the ever quotable Downey had much to say about his current state of success.
I’ve never had it this good — this is my day in the sun — and I certainly don’t want to look a gift horse in the molars. But [my wife] Susan and I want to begin to be in our lives as much as we are in our jobs. I’d love just to sit here and say, ‘What movie’s playing tonight?’ I’d love to finish the new book about D-day I’m reading. I love painting, I love music.
He seems to have caught a case of the Brangelina’s — he sees an inevitable end of the glittery road of starring roles and magazine covers.
“But here’s the thing: I can only be a guy on a call sheet probably, I don’t know, maybe a couple more times. It’s something I’m so grateful to have in my palm, and yet I already see its inevitable decay.”
Written by: Melissa Noble
