Jesus Luz Naked In Interview Magazine

Oh. It’s him, again.

Interview magazine gifted Jesus Luz his very own spread this month.

God knows why. The only reason anyone cares about this self-important model is because he’s Madonna’s I’m-Still-Young Boy Toy. A sculpted six-pack is, afterall, just a sculpted six-pack. Squint and all these model boys look the same.

So imagine Interview’s disdain when Luz’s people prohibited the magazine from mentioning the “M” word.

Instead they were forced to feign an interest in Luz’s burgeoning DJ career and whimsies about back home in Brazil.

Read the entire article here.

Written by: Melissa Noble

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