Lindsay Lohan/Lady Gaga Music Collaboration

File under: QUESTIONABLE — BUT WE’D LOVE TO WATCH THEM TRY

Please don’t ask us where he got the idea (we haven’t the slightest), but music producer Rodney Jerkins thinks a Lady Gaga/Lindsay Lohan hybrid is just what the music industry is craving right now.

Never has there been a pairing so uneven in talent and je nais ce qua, but Jerkins thinks LiLo is an unstoppable musical force of Taylor Swift-ian proportions just aching to break free:

“If she stays focused, I think she has what it takes. I’ve talked to her, and I said, ‘You’ve got what it takes. I really believe in you…I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it,” Jerkins said. “I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”

Pulled out, eh? Good luck, Jerkins. But such a collaboration would indeed cause an uproar — if only for the wrong reasons.

~Melissa Noble