Robert Pattinson March 2010 Details Cover

Robert Pattinson is allergic to lady parts. You heard it here first.

Robert Pattinson covers the March 2010 cover of Details. As you can see, he’s flanked by some long-legged, pretty young thing, but the story behind the story is that our beloved RPatz is about to break out in a nasty case of hives.

He told the magazine:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

And in case Kristen Stewart has hopped into the body of his dog (or he’s using a clever euphemism), it’s safe to say Robert Pattinson is single:

“The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”

An allergy to the opposite sex will do that to you, Rob.

~Melissa Noble

Check out the entire pictorial at Details.com

2 Responses to “Robert Pattinson March 2010 Details Cover”

  1. [...] propped under the microscope and overanalyzed to the point of ridiculousness. Let’s ignore his vagina allergy, focus on an out-of-context red carpet babble and now let’s pour over an item where they sat [...]

  2. [...] whether Pattinson’s wax figure at Madame Tussaudes in Times Sqare suffers from the same, er, bodily aversions. var addthis_language = 'en'; Share| March 26th, 2010 9:37 am Comments « Previous [...]

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