Tina Fey, Esquire April 2010 Cover

Tina? Tina Fey? Is that you?

Tina Fey does lots of things well, but sex pot? She usually leaves that to the doe-eyed Megan Fox‘s of the world. But on April’s Esquire she musses her hair, lines her eyes, hikes her skirt up and has a wild night out. Even though she doesn’t do that.

She tells the magazine:

“The idea of the photo shoot is something like my wild night out. The irony being that I don’t do that. I got an e-mail [from Esquire] with a list of the potential setups, and my e-mail back was like, Well, I need to decline being handcuffed to a bed. I won’t straddle anyone. I won’t make out with a cop. There are certain things, I totally get them as a premise. And they’re all good fun, and if I were a young single model, they would be appropriate, but, you know, I’m a mom. And my kid’s going to find this someday. I don’t want to be handcuffed to a bed in Esquire. What are you nuts? I’m not going to make out with a cop that I’m handcuffed to. I got to get my kid into kindergarten. I guess that’s more of a Montessori way of learning, when they handcuff you to things.”

~Melissa Noble